I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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