I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
