there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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