I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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