Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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