Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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