Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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