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everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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