Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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