I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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