To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw