you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.