is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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