Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Text me some of your sweat
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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