Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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