I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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