Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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