Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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