Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
