How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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