I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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