Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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