I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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