It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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