Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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