he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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