I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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