none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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