just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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