I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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