Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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