I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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