All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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