Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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