omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
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Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I party with great urgency now.
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