woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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