Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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