Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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