I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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