Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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