We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
ok first of all what the fuck
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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