My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i already hear my dad disowning me
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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