Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he thought i was a dude.
Quick, to the slutcave!
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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