: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
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I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked