It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
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you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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