I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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