New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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