Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
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