ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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