Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
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Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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