no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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