Your tits are I can't wait for
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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